A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang term used to refer to Canadians. "Milkbags" is a term deemed offensive by all Canadians, but they will not say so, because they are all too polite. Originated in Southwest Guam in a reference to the fact that Canadians invented the 'Milkbag' as an alternative to the 'Milk Jug'.
"Canadians might not have as many crazy people in their Wal-Mart's, but that doesn't change the fact that they're a bunch of milkbags!"
my fucking nutsack, what your wife licks everytime she sees me, and what I give her birdbaths with cause she loves the milk out of my bag
Yesterday I was bored so I whipped out my milkbag and your sister milked me for an hour with her sweet lips.
One who’s body (generally torso) resembles that of a bag of milk. Pale, flappy, skinny-fat, and not a ton of muscle. Far less impressive than a Dad-Bod.
Not sure why she’s with that Milkbag, he must have a huge horn. He looks like shit, he’s a Milkbag. Guy is dead outta shape, absolute milkbag
Similar to the Chicago Mustache, except the person on the bottom is wearing a snowsuit and the person on the top has drank milk all day instead of eating corn.
I was watching "How I met your mother" and got so turned on that the next day I only drank milk and then gave your mother a Manitoba Milkbag that night!