Country Dictionary

Someone who does not understand the common slang vocabulary of youths and popular culture. They consider that which they do not know to be 'new fangled vocabulary.' Usually a teacher or parent.

Teacher: Was she drunk in my class?
Student: Crossfaded I'm sure.
Teacher: I'm not familiar with the term?
Student: You're such a milner.

The mark left on a pair of men's boxer shorts from the last drop of urine that never seems to shake loose.

My boyfriend always returns from the bathroom with a milner on his boxer shorts.

A man with one job and does it wrong..

I did not make the video..
Man i really made a milner out of myself.

When somebody changes something in program code that breaks something else the the person has a day off so someone else has to fix it.

X changed this code yesterday and now it doesn't work, X isn't here to fix it so we have to. We've been milnered.

One of the tiny little rolled up bits of toilet paper you find stuck to the hairs round your arsehole many hours after wiping your bum

What the fuck is that stuck to my arse hair?

Oh fuck me, it's a milner

One who possess that which others covet. Shine brightly. I luminous. Leader of men. Stoic, exemplar.

To be bested without seeming to pose a challenge. Easily overcome." Say it looks like you were up against the Milner"

Milner is a bearded homeless person, who can grow a beard every 3 hours. Soccer fernatic touching themselves every time Ranaldo takes off his shirt and shows his stomach flab. Most likely a Homosexual.Being attacked by sycopathic red heads called Rush.

Look at that Milner over ther being beaten by a Rush, while having a wank over Renaldo.