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minigolfing

The act of shoving clammy wonderbread fingers up firecrotches, but failing.

hayyyy girl wanna go minigolfing? I wanna stick ma fingers up yo tubez i want choo n00dz

by DJ FABBBULOUSSSS* October 21, 2007

Jippii Minigolf

Possibly one of the best online games ever invented.

Check it out, this guy is actually playing Jippii minigolf. He has to be cool.

by Jordan Alton May 11, 2005

butthole minigolf

The act of using a putter to hit a golf ball into the gaping anus of a woman with her legs spread apart.

She must be good a butthole minigolf with an ass that big.

by KittenTamer November 28, 2016

minigolf amnesia

this is a severe case of amnesia it only occurs when someone cares to forget a minigolf experience. is a serious condition. anyone with this condition should be treated with extreme caution (and love in some cases)

Person 1: Dude you totally sucked at playing minigolf last nigiht Person 2: whatt? we played minigolf last night? Person 1: shit! he must have minigolf amnesia!

by largepimpin August 26, 2009

Annandale Butternut Minigolf

where a male or shemale applies a strap on effectively giving themself a second phallical member enabling them to dp the female on their own. micropenis and horse cock strap on is a must, resulting in twice the pleasure per thrust

Dabini was tired of sharing his girl with other men in threesomes and decided to give her the ol' Annandale Butternut Minigolf instead

by yellow garfield June 04, 2019

Minigolf

A word for putting it in every kind of hole. And paying for it.

msl went to play minigolf in Amsterdam.

by Jf&s August 17, 2020