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mlb

Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series. Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example: back then: (At Dodger Stadium) SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight! LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see. now: (At Dodger stadium) SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight! LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants. SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker? LA Dodgers fan: You heard me. *SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*

MLB has good teams, but their rules are strict.

by Jordan Stevens May 01, 2007

mlb

Stands for Major League Baseball. A North American organization consisting of 30 baseball teams (29 of them are in the U.S. and one is in Canada) and two leagues, the American (AL) and National (NL). The National league is the older of the two leagues and is sometimes refered to as the "Senior Circuit"; The "Junior Circuit" refers to the American League. Each year is concluded with the World Series where the winner of the National League pennant and the winner of the American League pennant play each other in a best of 7 game series. Notable Teams: New York Yankees, St. Louis Cardinals, Los Angeles Dodgers Notable Players: Babe Ruth, Willie Mays, Stan Musial, Cy Young, Hank Aaron

The St. Louis Cardinals won last year's MLB World Series.

by Geoffrey G April 01, 2007

mlb

Major League Baseball 30 Teams: 1. Arizona Diamondbacks 2. Atlanta Braves 3. Baltimore Orioles 4. Boston Red Sox 5. Chicago Cubs 6. Cincinnati Reds 7. Cleveland Indians 8. Colorado Rockies 9. Chicago White Sox 10. Detroit Tigers 11. Florida Marlins 12. Houston Astros 13. Kansas City Royals 14. Los Angeles Angels 15. Los Angeles Dodgers 16. Milwaukee Brewers 17. Minnesota Twins 18. New York Mets 19. New York Yankees 20. Oakland Athletics 21. Philadelphia Phillies 22. Pittsburgh Pirates 23. San Diego Padres 24. Seattle Mariners 25. San Francisco Giants 26. St. Louis Cardinals 27. Tampa Bay Devil Rays 28. Texas Rangers 29. Toronto Blue Jays 30. Washington Nationals

Out of all the teams in the MLB, my favorite is the New York Yankees.

by Sports freak April 24, 2005

mlb

Major League Baseball, a league that consists of 30 teams

MLB's biggest game is the world series

by Joe C August 29, 2004

mlb

my life blows

Milissa: FML!! Meaghan: MLB!! Milissa: STFU! Meaghan: OMG!

by bloody1 March 25, 2009

mlb

my large balls

i have large balls

by Anonymous April 08, 2003

mlb

Term used by your boss to define your posistion in the orginization.

"Thats my MLB" "Thats My Little Bitch"

by Dirty Gary August 11, 2005