A fork of Rural Dictionary
To pull into a parallel parking space head first rather than properly backing into it.
Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.
That douchebag pulled a moffit on me and stole the space I was about to back into.
A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.
Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit
Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!
"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"
Getting stuck in a conversation that lasts ten times longer than it should.
I just got moffited by Larry from Accounting regarding my expense report.