A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spanish for "wets"...analagous to "wetbacks".
Watch the Border Patrol chase those mojados.
Mexican-American slur for "wetback" or illegal immigrant
Look at the pinche mojado trying to look bad.
1. Means "wet" in Spanish. 2. An illegal Mexican immigrant who crossed the US/Mexican border by swimming across the Rio Grande. 3. Spanish slang term for getting drunk by drinking alot of mojito cocktails.
Inside a restroom at a gas station... Pablo: (mopping the floor) Oye Pablo que pasa? Wassup ese? Jorge: (trying to unclog a toilet) Yo Pablo, man this work is fucking pissing me off, homes. Someone must have been constipated as fuck here. Pablo: Yeah man this is bullshit and I'm boring my ass off here. Say wanna come with me to Roberto's Cantina with me? I hear they make awesome cocktails and we're gonna get mojado over there. Plus loads of fine-ass mamacitas too. Paradise homes! Pair-a-dice! Jorge: Sorry ese, but we can't. We're both mojados remember? We need IDs to get in there and I dont want no one getting la migra on our asses. Besides it's fucking raining cats and dogs out there and I dont want to get all mojado and ruin my clothes. Pablo: Um... well, I brought some porn mags with me. Jorge: (finishing unclogging the toilet) Orale wey! Let me have that copy of Tig Ol' Bitties so I can amuse myself in here for a little while.
spanish for "wet floor", but it sounds like it could easily be a swear word if you dont know any spanish. Makes many people think your are swearing, even though you arent.
Person1:*Bumps papers onto floor* "PISO MOJADO!!". Person 2: "LOL, whats that mean?" Person 1: "Nothin, just sounds good."
A small, usually Japanese-make vehicle that has been lowered and modified by a Chicano. A popular example is a Scion xB, painted some fluorescent color not found in nature, about 1/16" off the ground.
A Scion xB, lowered Mojado-mobile.