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mona lisa

A pretty girl who does'nt like to smile. Usually caused by a traumatic upbringing and/or bad relationships where she was taken for granted. Because of what she's been through, she does'nt realize how truly attractive she is or does'nt consider herself attractive anymore. A prime example of damaged goods.

Guy 1: Why does'nt the cutie that works at Starbucks smile more often? A pretty girl like that should be smiling all the time. Guy 2: She's a mona lisa, bro. Guy 1: Well, there's definitely a special place in hell for her ex boyfriends.

by GhostHunter September 06, 2005

mona lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?" Bob: "He jacked off to it"

by mark101 June 12, 2008

mona lisa

A painting in the Louvre.

Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned? Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.

by Bladebond March 03, 2007

mona lisa

"Good from far but far from good" a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.

This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.

by anon November 20, 2004

Mona Lisa

A girl of unsurpassed beauty and charm who, like the work of art of her namesake, has a stamp of "do not touch."

She's positively gorgeous, but doesn't date: a regular Mona Lisa.

by iantheman September 20, 2007

The Mona Lisa

The Mona Lisa is most famous painting ever. It is famous for it’s smile. (IT’S JUST A BASIC SMILE BRO) Leonardo Da Vinci painted the painting. It took him many years to finish it. It is now in the Louvre Museum. It cost US$100 million. That’s a lot!

Teacher: Mike! What is the Mona Lisa? Mike: It’s a painting, miss! Teacher: By who? Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you. Teacher: ...

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021

Mona Lisa

1. a painting by the famous artist Leonardo da Vinci; perhaps the most well-known painting in the history of art 2. a girl whose emotions are absolutely unreadable. These girls are the hardest types to understand.

Many painters adore the Mona Lisa, da Vinci's greatest work. My girlfriend is such a Mona Lisa. I can't ever tell whether she wants to shoot me or do me.

by J Filthy Money June 09, 2010