A fork of Rural Dictionary
to be in a state of complete oblivion and to not care what is going on due to the smoking of numerous zootsspliffs,joints,miggies
Someone who is super ugly and can’t get with anyone
Logan is the biggest mongle oh my god
v. mongled, mongling, mongles 1. To strike about the head and shoulders; bludgeon. 2. To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter. 3. To drink alcohol so as to become stupified as if beaten. synonyms: to beat, to bludgeon, to batter, to assault, to become inebriated
Let's all head over the bar to get mongled. Rodney King got mongled on the side of the road.
To ejaculate without the use of ur hands or another person.
Man that nice combo of the hot moist paper towel with the saran wrap and vasaline sure gave me a good mongle. -Daniel Oliver.
A person who rapes old men up the ass.
Friend 1: "hey bro, my old neighbor raped me up the ass" Friend 2: "Wow dude, what an ass Mongle"