Country Dictionary

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monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night. Purple Flying Monkey Humper

by jacksalot July 12, 2009

humper monkey

One who humps things for pleasure.

Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!

by RatchetBoo August 05, 2003