Country Dictionary

monkey tennis

poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad

That was fucking monkey tennis!

monkey tennis

Womens Football

haha, look at them women trying to play football; it looks like monkeys trying to play tennis

Monkey Tennis

To be all things rock and roll life style related. ie sex, drugs, rock, roll, prostitutes, porn, booze, guitars, loud noise, dirty women, fighting, arrests, tattoos, yowza, etc

The Monkey Tennis Experience, Leeds based rock band are fucking YOWZA!!

Monkey Tennis

The holy fucking grail

Its Monkey fucking Tennis what do you want a diagram you cunt?

Monkey Tennis League

Derogatory term for the Scottish Premier League, due to its poor quality. See monkey tennis.

The Monkey Tennis League is very much like 2 people completing a season on FIFA in amateur mode.