A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a web sites is ragingly prejudiced against all browsers but one.
That site only works in Safari, I hate monobrowed sites!
A continuous strip of hair often found below the forehead. Often makes the individual sporting the aformentioned monobrow look particularly sinister or like a poor mans Michael Hestletine. The possession of a monobrow can almost certainly lead to the conclusion that the individual is also in possession of a particularly thatched chuffwig or in male terms a love nest that can only be likened to taking a jolly through the sparce but beautiful and necessary wilderness of Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, Florida.
'Alright Nichols, I see you've trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you're face today'.
Two eyebrows that join into one.
Look at that hobo over there, he's got a monobrow!
a. the unfortunate state of having one large eyebrow across yo nasty ass mug b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery
dude, look at patricia. with that monobrow she looks like fuckin bert from the sesame street. bro, i know. BITCH, EVEN FORREST GUMP COULD USE TWEEZERS!
1)individual, usually residing in Chicago, who has been in school for 14 consecutive years and has a single eyebrow spanning both eyeballs. 2)Eddie Munster lookalike.
Steve: "Have you spoken to Brian Daly in a while?" Carl: "No. Have you?" Steve: "No." Carl: "Last time I saw him he was throwing up after, like, 4 wine coolers.” Steve: “I wonder if he still has that monobrow?"