A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Montenegrian is a person from Montenegro (Crna Gora) You know you are a montenegrian if you : 1.Are extremely lazy 2.You own a snail(or any slow animal) 3.You only eat "Burek with meat" 4.You live on a mountain (or sea) 5.You talk to a friend from "Durmitor" to "Golubinja" 6.Only instrument you own is "Gusle" 7.You are the only one to yell when you are close to a friend in a group.
I just had a fight with a Montenegrian. What a sissy!