A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you take a hard shit in a girls vagina then have sex with her.
the revenge part is for the girl because you get your own shit stuck in your dick hole.
Jake:man why you keep ichting your dick
Bob: i gave my girl a montezuma's revenge and i forgot wat the revenge part was about
The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.
It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.
diarrhea contracted by tourists in Mexico (see also Aztec two-step)
Remember,if you drink the water in Mexico, you will get Montezuma's revenge.
The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step
I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge
caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.
I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.
having the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet.
Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom
Also known as Moctezuma's Revenge, the correct, authentic meaning of "Montezuma's Revenge" regards the effects produced by the seasoned spicy Mexican food on foreigners, ranging from the effect of an unaccustomed, non connoisseur palate to chilli, to the stomachal consequences caused by the Mexican food. It has nothing to do with the concept of a developed country versus a developing country and not with their hygienic habits. The latter two terms are derogatory and rather seek to disqualify.
"Montezuma's Revenge" is not a disease. It is a "bad moment" that happens when a foreigner has never tasted chili or spicy food.
Its origin comes from Moctezuma, the mexica emperor who met the spaniards, as he now gets revenge on the foreigners (mainly whites, because spaniards are white) for destroying his people.
I put too much salsa on my tacos and now I have Montezuma's Revenge.