A fork of Rural Dictionary
A distinct subspecies of cow. Noticeably different from the non-moo-cows as the moo-cow actually moo's.
Bob: Hey, look at the cows; they're mooing. Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows. Bob: What's the difference? Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.
a different type of cow than other types. first off, its also known as a dairy cow, and therefore makes milk. secondly, it is white with black blobs all over it. and finally, it moos. no durrr.
in the california cheese commercials, there are two different cows: the weeny longhorn males, and the kickass moo cows. longhorn: neahhhhrrrrrr moo cow:moo longhorn:moo moo cow: stfu, u ffing poser! u aint got no blobs on u! u aint got no rites to moo! MOO!
1. a fat hefer of a girl who, were she to graze with a herd of actual cows, would be utterly indistinguishable. 2. used loosely as a generic term for an ugly female
Wonder if that fugly moo cow has a contract with Kraft, uggggghh!!