Country Dictionary

moomph

A sniffer of womens bike seats

You are a moomph, you dirty old perv

Moomph

The sound that's is made when you fart in the bath and you squeeze down and smother the bastard

Did you hear that fat lady moomph. That was the loudest moomph I have ever heard in my life

Moomph

"Moomph" is a word that is used in the old comic strip "Pogo". It's a word that is uttered by someone while walking frustratingly.

Pogo: Moomph! Moomph! Moomph!

Moomph

When you fart in a bath and sniff the bubbles

My farts smell better when I moomph in the bathtub