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Moondick

moon⋅dik

- noun

1. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.

"Wow, did you see Jimmy this morning? Instead of brushing his teeth, he smoked a menthol. What a moondick!"

by McChopper November 07, 2008

Moondick

A comedic version of a spiritual awoken male that posts lives out of self righteousness on others Facebook feed. And chants harmonies that are harmless but to then unawoken, looks like a tree hugger gypsy that is high on mushshrooms.

Who is this guy on that tagged me on Facebook? Oh he’s such a moondick.

by Anonymous mindfulperson July 12, 2019

Moondick

A comedic version of a spiritual awoken male that posts lives on others Facebook feeds and chants harmonies that are harmless but to the unawoken, looks like a tree hugger gypsy that is high on mushshrooms.

Who is this guy that tagged me on Facebook on a live feed singing nonsense. Oh he’s such a moondick.

by Anonymous mindfulperson July 12, 2019

Moondick

A comedic version of a spiritual awoken male that posts lives on others Facebook feeds out of self righteousness and chants harmonies that are harmless. But, to the unawoken looks like a uneducated tree hugger gypsy that is high on mushshrooms.

Who is this guy on that tagged me on Facebook? Oh he’s such a moondick.

by Anonymous mindfulperson July 12, 2019

Moondick

A dick that floats in gray sweats

That guy Jake has a big ass moondick in those gray sweatpants

by Sillyswallows January 05, 2023