A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you hand up your homework before its due, only to find out later that you made a mistake and are unable to change it
sack: "dood everyone is saying question 7 is actually a trick question. you should change your answer." moretti: "fuck i already handed it up" sack: "thats what you get for doing a moretti"
the last name for the coolest italian kids ever
DUDE, those kids are morettis. They must be soooooooo chill
Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme Comanders of the Condor Legion, Morettis have a plethora of skills such as douche-baggery, thumb-guided penile-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as malevolently divine. Age, wisdom, and character are rated by a rigid, bottle-nosed snout and beady eyes. Often seen at dolphin poaching protests, Morettis are well-known for their renlentless appetite for spoonfuls of semen while watching the 1996 remake of "Flipper" starring Paul Newman and Elijah Wood.
"That guy is such a douchebag." "I know, right? He must be a Moretti."
he is the sexiest drummer on planet earth.he's the measurement of all things gorgeous plus, he´s hell of a drummer.
fab moretti is the modern adonis
Incredibly hot drummer for the Strokes with the luckiest girlfriend in the world.
Fabrizio Moretti is like hot and stuff.
one of the nicest guys ever. Is known for slow-dancing with fans on thier birthday, and even giving someone $50 for a cab ride home. Is increadibly goreous and very sweet.