A fork of Rural Dictionary
Man who helps others. One who is selfless. This man is a great leader always willing to help others. He is loyal and careing. Also a man who loves Saki.
Man that guy helped me get rank 5 he is very mortimer.
described as a man or woman who enjoys having felatio done on him by a woman or man dressed as a dead person
When I had pneuminia i gave that mortimer an awesome blowjob
(verb) to get Mortimered is when a woman you're flirting with casually refers to her boyfriend in conversation so as to dissuade you from making further advances without seeming rude. The term derives from the fact that her boyfriend is probably stupid, and his stupid name is probably Mortimer.
guy 1: "dude did you go home with that girl from the bar last night?" guy 2: "nah, I thought I was golden but then she Mortimered me hardcore." guy 1: "bad times."
When your boss over-schedules the work day and then sends all of your coworkers off-site leaving you alone to do everything.
Brody and Jackie got sent to the South Site, Erin and Zeph got sent to the East Site leaving me here alone to answer the phones and work all the tickets. I've been Mortimered again!
The ultimate ladies man. Known best amungst his peers.
Gertrude pranced over to a metamorphic rock. "What a Mortimer," she thought to herself.
To kill something in a brutal, thoughtless or horrific manner. Derived from "Mortify" and "Murder".
Did you see the way that dog mortimered those chickens?