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mouk

A numbskull, bovine idiot, general good for nothing lump of pointlessness.

A: OMG you're such a mouk
B: Hu-wha?

by DT1981 January 03, 2009

mouk

Master Of Useless Knowledge MOUK

Bro 1: Did you know the male sperm whale's penis is 4 feet long!
Bro 2: Where do you get that shit from, your are such a mouk!

by Cfeezy April 05, 2016

Mouks

ajit is gay and smiles is hot

Mouks hey ur gay
No u
Oh no
Suck eggs

by Mouks123 February 24, 2019

Mouke

When someone is super retarded and slow in the head

This dude is such a mouke

by Jobstin leak March 28, 2022

NO Mouk March

A month where u can't be gay, zesty, say anything, or do anything sus with ur gang

remember to use ur pauses, If failed there finna be a punishment created by u and ur gang at the start of the year

created by PlaqueBoyMax on twitch

Bob- Mike doesn't slap my ass it's "No Mouk March"

Mike- oh ya I forgot

Mike- but ur jus so sexy and hot

Bob- U jus failed Mouk march time for ur punishment

by March 03, 2023

mouk

Master of useless knowledge

Coworker: Did you know that the male sperm whale penis is blah blah feet long?
You: You are a mouk? Where do you find this shit?

by Cfeezy March 04, 2016

Mouk

A very sexy and handsome man.

Look at mouk he’s so sexy

by Hey noodle November 21, 2021