Country Dictionary

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moustache rodeo

1.The act of performing cunnilingus on a female, preferably under a deuce and a half (to avoid suffocation), as she sits on the males face and waves her right arm in a circle and screams "Whoooo, doggy!" like roping cattle in a rodeo. 2. The second album from the band Hoodwinked.

In preparation for the moustache rodeo she shaved her hairy snatch so I didn't have to pick pubes out of my teeth.

by Leon Phelps July 18, 2003