A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you're looking for a nice glass of tall, dark, and handsome, then get yo self a Moyn! A true, soft spoken gentlemen, a Moyn can make you feel like anything is possible with him by your side. They usually have smiles that can brighten up a room! If you see a Moyn with their hood on in a bar, dont over look him! Moyns are usually shy and are a little nervous to make the first move! They will greet you with a smile if you come up and say hi! Just be prepared, cuz once that hood comes off, Oooo giiiirrrllll, you in for a treat! That's when a Moyn will break out of their shell and show you his moves, in a gentlemen way of course! Once you find a Moyn, you'll never need anything else.
Brittany: Jess, I need to find me a real man! Jess: I got a Moyn I can set you up with! Brittany: A MOYN?? Girl, why didn't you tell me sooner!
The offspring of GDowd, the most ginger person in the world, lost his life to Alistair Mawsons Penis, Has Mexican friends and should stop abuse to Daniel Birkett, Cooks for a Spanish football team and proper bent.
Morgan Moynes got a fist and 3/4 by Mrs Blackhall when he forgot the accent
the worst place ever. men’s lax team is a whole ass cult. deadass all pretentious, rich white girls. everyone has sex with each other. it’s nasty, folks.
“yeah i go to le moyne!” “oh so you’re RICH rich”