A fork of Rural Dictionary
People who take part in the action of muff diving e.g lesbian whores.
Ur a fucking muff divers you fucking whore, now kiss me.
To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.
That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.
the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue
james was always muff diving on jo
A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.
Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.
The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips
Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"
one who gives oral sex to women.
Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.
to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.
i dived some muff last night, word.