A fork of Rural Dictionary
fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?" Kelton: "No, why?" Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!" Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"