A fork of Rural Dictionary
To vomit a little bit into your mouth. Note: the vomit can not leave the confines of your mouth, if it does it is considered just puking.
When I saw that you making out with that fugly skank I muked.
A muke is an insult that can mean almost anything, which is good when you are insulting dumb shits!!!
Yo, Andy!!! Your a fucking muke!!!
:(noun) a muke is an ugly person with an ugly history (i.e. prostitution, getting the shit beaten out of them) Also see: bitch, slut, prostitute, easy, donna
Anyone with a penis: "Wanna suck my cock?" The Muke: "Sure!"
A ship name of Michael Clifford and Luke Hemmings from 5 Seconds of Summer. Some 5SOS Fam-girls love this ship and others don't.
"Oh my god Muke is the best ship ever kill me"
Ship of Luke Hemmings and Michael Clifford from 5 Seconds of Summer. It's an abusive relationship but in a cute way. There's no denying it, you're muke af.
Michael: *slaps Luke* Michael: *insults Luke* Michael: *gets the rest of the band to gang up on luke* Fam: MUKE AF OMFG SO CUTE
The fact of getting owned in some discussion or in some matter of life.
Girl: OMG, what am I going to do now! I just messed my life... Guy: OK, it's all your fault. You're just a loser. Girl: But I wanted to do it so bad! Guy: That is YOUR problem, you were acting like a beach. Girl: ... D: Guy: Hey, you just got muked badly.
A muke is a person that has no life and plays video games all the time. Most likely this person lives in Kentucky or Virginia and has nothing better to do anyways. They probably even live with their mother or a dog.
Muke: man I am so bored and there is nothing to do guess I will just play my xbox.