A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adj,Verb-Mullinated,Mullined,Mullins To get "raped",To take it in the ass, your butt,or a slant route
O man, you just got mullinated! Did you see her mullin? Watch for the mullin!
verb, to mess up a task that is seemingly painfully simple; to exacerbate a situation that has gone slightly wrong with catastrophic consequences. noun, someone who is known for mullinsing things up
You've really mullinsed that up, I cant believe you've done that you are such a mullins, you always mullins things up.
Mullins. A compliment only used in extreme circumstances where the person in question has achieved something that is to great to compare with any other compliment. Derived from the family name "Mullins" who have been an exeptional benifit to the human race as a whole for centuries.
After david managed to achieve a perfect game in bowling while having intimate relations with both halle berry and jessica alba at the same time(even though he had no arms), michael said "Holy shit dave, you just pulled a total mullins!"
Verb. To irreparably screw something up as a result of taking too many shortcuts. May also be used to describe the act of putting something together with the minimum amount of effort needed so that it works, but barely and not for long. Also for use when describing the art of stringing somebody along by showing the minimal level of competence needed to demonstrate that a task could possibly be achieved.
"If you didn't mullins that brake repair by using the Honda rotors sitting in your garage instead of the correct ones for your Toyota, we wouldn't have crashed!" "Your back door won't shut all they way. Maybe you could just mullins it shut with some duct tape?" "I was ready to fire that lazy bastard, but he mullinsed his way through it again by turning in those fifteen past-due reports!"
Noun; A bad handjob
Guy 1: Man, I just got a mullins. Guy 2: Why? What happened? Guy 1: Well, she kinda just gripped the tip and ripped down; I don't think I'll be able to piss straight for days.