Country Dictionary

Random, thought provoking word to use during awkward silences.

They say, "I love you."
You say, "Murgle!"

To be murdered / burgled , or the fear of it happening

"Can you come to take the trash out with me ?, I don't want to get murgled "

"Can you come to take the trash out with me ?, I don't want to get murgled "

To be simultaneously burgled, murdered, and a little bit raped. A swooping motion of all three at once.

Erin: "Don't forget to lock my door, I don't want to get murgled"

"What does that mean?"

Erin: "Murdered, burgled, and raped"

To lurk in the shadows and sneak around with cat-like stealth. The act of murgling most often involves the permanent separation of food from its rightful owner or designated storage location. The pilfered property may also take the form of shiny trinkets, small beads, bits of glass, screws, hex nuts, and other items of low or minimal value.

Ok, who murgled the last brownie!

I had ten screws set aside right there and now there are only seven, who could have murgled them?

I murgle the pizza, you murgle the beer.

The sound or act of a phlegm filled cat purring.

His stomache flipped over as he listened to the sound of his sick cat murgle from beneath the desk.

1. to solve a problem by whatever means necessary (primarily brute force, caffeine, sleep deprivation and pirating), first part of the word murder, and last part of gobble indicating killing and eating problems

2. a problem in need of solving that is the process of being murgled

1. This is going to take a lot to murgle.

2. It's just a murgle.

A combination between a murmur and a gurgle, usually made by babies or elderly.

The baby has been making murgle noises all morning, I think he is trying to tell us something.