A fork of Rural Dictionary
A condom
I need to wrap up my dick pass me a mustard packet
A stack of 100 hundred dollar bills, so called because of the mustard yellow band around the stack.
Addict: How much is the blow gonna run me? Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son Addict: 20k? Aight
When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!