A fork of Rural Dictionary
the BEST ska band EVER from my hometown GRAND RAPIDS,MI
have u ever heard mustard plugs song lolita?
a totally kick ass ska band that no one has heard of. if you ask people if they listen to mustard plug, they look at you as if you had the word "dumbass" stamped on your forehead.
i love skanking to mustard plug!
The dried bit of mustard that squirts out of the bottle first. (See also: "lotion booger.")
Dammit! I got a mustard plug on my hot dog!
The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.
The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.
when a man fucks a women with a yeast infection, and then sticks his meat in her ass...and then it burns
johnny gave that nasty ho with a yeast infection a mustard plug
The act of tongueing the ass of a lover with diarrhea.
She admittedly ate Taco Bell before our date, and as it turned out, I gave her the ol' mustard plug the next morning.
A small preliminary shit that, once expelled, gives way to a large volume of feces. It resembles and reminds one of the crust of dried mustard that forms on the cap of the bottle which must be voided before the main mass of the condiment can be squeezed out.
Jason: "How's your stomache ache, bro?" Matt: "It's gone now. I had a thick mustard plug that was blocking a giant diarrhea bomb." Jason: "Gross dude!"