A fork of Rural Dictionary
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This is commonly used phrase for a man named Crees. No one knows why his balls are itching. This is a serious disorder and should not be taken as a joke. If you see anyone with this disorder please contact 123myballsitch.com
Person 1: Yo wanna go to town Person 2: Weh My Balls Itch Person 1: Yo why your balls always itching
A universal sentiment spoken by every single man and boy in the world (in every language possible).
English: Fuck, my balls itch! Spanish: ¡Joder, me pican las bolas! French: Putain, mes boules me démangent ! Italian: Cazzo, mi prudono le palle! Latin: Fute, pilae meae prurigine! German: Scheiße, meine Eier jucken! Dutch: Verdomme, mijn ballen jeuken! Afrikaans: Fok, my balle jeuk! Finnish: Vittu, palloni kutittaa! Swedish: fan, mina bollar kliar! Russian: Бля, у меня яйца чешутся! Slovak: Do riti, svrbia ma gule! Bulgarian: По дяволите, сърбят ме топките! Turkish: Kahretsin, taşaklarım kaşınıyor! Armenian: Ջի՛մ, գնդիկներս քոր են գալիս: Hebrew: לעזאזל, הביצים שלי מגרדות! Greek: Γάμα, οι μπάλες μου φαγούρα! Arabic: اللعنة ، الكرات بلدي حكة! Korean: 젠장, 내 볼이 가렵다! Chinese: 操，我的蛋蛋好痒！ Japanese: クソ、私のボールがかゆい！ Vietmese: Mẹ kiếp, quả bóng của tôi ngứa! Indonesian: Persetan, bolaku gatal! Sanskrit: चोदतु, मम कन्दुकाः कण्डूयन्ते! Hindi: भाड़ में जाओ, मेरी गेंदों में खुजली! Mongolian: Новш, миний бөмбөг загатнаж байна! Igbo: Chei, bọọlụ m na-egbu mgbu! Urdu: بھاڑ میں جاؤ، میری گیندوں کو کھجلی! Hawaiian: Fuck, ʻeha koʻu mau pōpō! Tamiol: ஃபக், என் பந்துகள் அரிப்பு! Yiddish: פאַק, מיינע באָלץ קריצן!
Situational instance in which the speaker is overcome with annoyance, discomfort, disgust, etc.
"Listening to that bitch talk about her feelings makes my balls itch!"
1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.
boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch." boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."
a uncontroble itching sensation around the scrotum area.
"AHHHHHHH....Oh naw, Oh Fuckin Naw, Oh Hellllllllll Naw!!!! My Fuckin Balls itch son"
My balls itch so bad, bro Me too Let's itch each other's balls Aaaa I'm nutting !