A fork of Rural Dictionary
What I spend all my free time watching Netflix on.
I love my computer.
An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.
Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike. Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer (2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?! your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM (2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.
Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.
oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"
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