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mysterium

a confusing and impossible to understand situation or place. Very complex. Only nerdy niggas will have a chance to understand a mysterium. Everybody else don't even try, your head will explode.

James: "Yo Will, girls are a mysterium. I'm trying to figure out why they crazy as hell"
Will: "You better stop man before your head explodes. Shit's crazy"

by Smart Nigga 18 July 27, 2008

Mysterium

An organization made by Myst fans for Myst fans. Every year there is a convention and people vote on which city it will be in. In 2000, it was in Spokane, Washington. In 2002, it was in Carlsbad, New Mexico, in 2003 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, in 2004 Spokane again, and 2005's will be held in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The purpose of the conventions are to give people who have met online a chance to meet in person. There are contests and presentations at the conventions, which are held in hotels.

Plural: Mysteria, Mysteriums

"I won't be able to make it to Mysterium this year."

"The Mysterium Committee has not yet decided on a date for this year's convention."

"Mysterium.ch's discussion board is called Mystcommunity.com."

"How many Mysterium conventions have you been to?"

by Sarai February 08, 2004

lambish mysterium

lambish mysterium is a mythical creature born in a lamb form with bat features. these vary, but most lambish mysteriums have noticeable bat like wings and sharp teeth. these lambish creature's diets can range from either fruits or the bodies of their enemies. usually opting for the heart. they can take the form of humans, so be careful not to give them displeasure. they love to play with their food.

"how'd your date go?"

"good for the most part! she seems kind-hearted but there is something off about her..."

"do you think she's a lambish mysterium..?"

lambish mysterium

lambish mysterium is a mythical creature that has the body of a lamb but features of a bat. some may vary but usually this creature has sharp fangs and bat like wings.

"she is pure but there is something off about her. she might be a lambish mysterium..."