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nakers

From naked, a different, possibly cuter way to say someone doesn't have a scrap of clothing on. As opposed to naked, this word only applies to people, rather then also to inamiate objects.

"I'm nakers! I'm nakers!" "That's nice son, no go put some pants on."

by Hamelin May 13, 2004

nakers

in irleand: Nakers originaly degrading term used for travellers, but now used for anybody wearin a tracksuit with a shaved head and a baseball cap at a 90degree angle upwards on their head. nakers may be found in most towns sitting on walls engaging in underage drinking asking for "fags"(cigarets) or just "startin"(pickin a fight).

that pub is full of nakers.

by kool_dude_hamer July 02, 2006

nakers

Exclamations used when one has found a naked person.

When walking into a locker room full of middle aged fat men, "NAKERS!!! RUN!!!"

by Rocko May 13, 2004

nakers

To be without clothes.

Don't come in, I'm nakers and I don't want you to see this horrible rash I've developed in unspeakable places!

by Danielle May 11, 2004

nakers

a female is nakers when her tits, ass, and pussy are all out

She got nakers right in front of me and my cock grew ten inches

by Nudy May 10, 2004

nakers

Nakers (or the singular, "naker") are people who don't like clothing. A synonym of "nudist."

Baby, I'm sure you have a hot body under that clothing, so why not be a naker?

by FishPak May 12, 2004

nakered

An adjective that is chiefly British in origin, meaning: very tired or exhausted. Defined by dictionary.com the word does not imply sexual exhaustion.

"I was on this one flight right, I'm flying, I'm trying to sleep on the plane, I'm fucking "knackered"; very tired right, and I feel this tapping on my head. I look up and there's this little kid - LOOSE!, On the fucking plane! Just loose! It's his playground in the sky. And he has decided that his job is to repetitively tap me on the top of the head. And I look over at the mom and she's just smilin', and the guy next to her says "Aw, they're so cute when they're that little," and the mom's just smilin'. Isn't that amazing, letting your kid run loose on a fucking plane... And then the kid runs over to the emergency exit and he starts flipping that handle next to the door. And the guy next to the mom starts to get up, and I go, "Wait a minute... we're about to learn an important lesson right here." Kwoooshh. Why you're right: the smaller he gets, the cuter he is! -Bill Hicks, legend, and comedies sodomist.

by Rebecka Nothing May 09, 2004