A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n.)short version of the name "Renaldo," which is: 1. a person who doesn't care what kind of cigarettes you smoke--he just wants one; 2. a person who claims that he has quit smoking but constantly bums cigarettes off of you. 3. a person who will sell you out and make you sleep outside after you drove all night to hang out in, say, Austin. 4. a poser from Louisiana
Barrett: What kind of cigarettes does Naldo smoke? Chris: i don't know. What kind? Barrett: Any kind you got. Chris: Yeah, naldo is a dick. He thinks he's cool, but the only people who like him are the ones who don't really know him. Barrett: i agree, the fucking bum.
A Nalgene used as a dildo. Either anally or vaginally. Sometimes orally after anally. Typically used after regular dildos have just stopped doing the trick. (Nalgene-Dildo)
Chris: Yo dude totally boned some Slusherbait last friday. Avery: Yeah unfortunately i just played with my Naldo.