A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lady who will steal your wallet and run away screaming plums glorious plums
Nanny plum : oooohhh sonny could you get the plums of the top shelf for me
Unsuspecting public: sure mam
Nanny plum : tee hee hee
Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!
Everyone’s favourite childhood nan
Imma grow wings and buy some plums
Nanny plum on yall
Shrek’s lover; the nanny in Ben And Holly who has a Karen haircut but killer wing and loves children unlike Scatty Al...
Person 1: Who’s that? She’s got raven black hair and rockin wings!
Person 2: it’s Nanny plum! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!