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napoleon

A short dead dude.

"Bill, I'm waiting..." "Ummm, he's dead?" "So what you're telling me is Napoleon was a short, dead dude." "Well yeah."

by Ted "Theodore" Logan October 06, 2011

napoleon

layering or stacking things such as puff pastry; culinary definition

She made a napoleon of shortbread, strawberries and whipped cream for the dessert competition.

by hotshotshooter April 06, 2011

napoleon

Proabably the sweetest charachter ever. He has nunchucks skills, bowhunting skills and is pretty good at drawing animals and warriors and stuff. Hes also pretty good with a bowstaf.

deb: and here we have some boondaggle keychains a must have for the seasons fashion Napoleon: i already made like infinity of those at scout camp

by Ben Spector March 08, 2005

napoleon

A man who tried to rule the world by taking over Europe.

by Anonymous August 09, 2003

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

by Sexydimma November 22, 2017

napoleon

What you call a young person who acts like "god I hate my parents!" "life sucks I want to kill myself!!!!" etc. Taken from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. Popular among SoCal beach kids.

Kid A: I hate my parents! Why can't they just die already!!!!! Kid B: Dude, quit being a Napoleon. Your parents are rad!

by Numair August 13, 2004

napoleonism

Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War.

Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005