A fork of Rural Dictionary
A day in which it is perfectly acceptable to grab a person's tits.
Him: * grabs her tits *
Her: "WTF, THAT'S TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE¡
Him:" it's national titty grab day, chill tf out"
Her: "ohhhhh, okay, fair enough then, grab 'em all you like"
On April 13th, everyone will be able to grab anyone’s titties without being slapped.
Yo remember, it’s national titty grab day and if I grab someone’s titty,they can’t slap me lmfaoo
On April 14, single or taken, you can grab anyones breasts with no consequences.
its okay April, its national titty grab day so stop complaining
On the day of April 12, all genders must ingage in breast grabbing. There will be no legal consequences for these great actions. If one is in court, please bring up this text.
“Yo George, you see those titties? I heard it’s national tittie grab day! Have at it”
On April 12, it's national grab tittie
Go up to a girl and just grab their tits, their are no consequences because it's national grab tittie day.
Squeeze em hold em it's national grab tittie day
On April 12th you go and grab your friends titties, challenge your friends and see how many titties you can grab
"Damn yo how many titties did u grab today man its National Grab Titties Day"
"Yo chill I only grabbed 11 titties"
"u don't know dae wayyyy"