A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your current boyfriend or girlfriend.
Just going for a coffee with my new squeeze.
noun. (Shorten version of the word Dick Squeeze) a male who is generally unpleasant to be around because he constantly tries to prove superiority through random acts of stupidity.
Donnie: Dude, Dave just face-pushed Nathan in the pool with all his clothes on
Matt: God, Dave is such a squeeze.
when a person says something outrageous, Homo, or not even funny, saying "squeeze?" means you are astonished and dumbfounded from the lack of humor in the joke.It is similar to saying "Excuse me? Did you just say that?"
Haha guess what?
What?
your shoelace is untied.
Squeeze ? No Its not
Pull the trigger on a gun on some one.
"squeeze it, ya pussy mutha fucka!!"
"bitch, squeeze it if you can!!"
Like your significant other, but not quite. You're not exclusive, but you care about each other a lot and probably wouldn't be totally opposed to being exclusive.
Or you have sexual relations with that person but not really an emotional relationship?
Or, I have no idea what I'm talking about and this is all shit just pouring out of my mouth.
"You must be his squeeze."