A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any sexual act including, at least, a threesome of individuals, each having a different hair color. Specifically a brunette, blonde, and red head (thus resembling neapolitan ice cream).
"Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Isla Fisher would be one neapolitan I'd love to eat in bed."
threesome with two guys and a girl guy in the middle fucks the girl while being fucked by the other guy; so you have three flavors: a straight person, a bisexual person, and a gay person corresponding to the 3 flavors: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate
Guy: Yeah, me, Bob, and Anne got wasted last weekend and had a Neapolitan. Other guy: Who was strawberry?
As the girl is giving head to the male, he "prepares" by chewing a box of smarties, or M&M's. Then, he pulls out and gizzes on her face. He then spits the chewed smarties on her face. And finishes off by donkey punching the girls nose in order for it to bleed. This mixture of chocolate, cum, and blood mix together to ressemble a neapolitan ice-cream!
The other day, Kayla received a neapolitan from her boyfriend... it wasnt pretty.
While having sex you can either PINK: vagina WHITE: mouth BROWN: anus First off the man inserts his penis into the women’s vagina, after he then pokes it into the anus, to finish it off he then slides his dick into the other partners mouth.
“HEY GURL…the other night me and Matthew were getting it on and he said that he wanted to give me the Neapolitan.” “So he shoved his dick in me then, then inserted it into my anus then finished it with cumin in my mouth!”
The act of a man having sex with three women at the same time, while one of each of the women has blonde, brunette, or red hair. The blonde may be replaced with a geriatric white-haired woman as well. The involvement of a black girl instead of a brunette is a Dirty Neapolitan.
The wife was hesitant for me to bring in another brunette for a threesome, so we went with a blonde and a redhead and I executed The Neapolitan.
When a man and woman participate in anal sex (chocolate), oral sex, including ejaculation (vanilla), and vaginal sex (strawberry) in the same sexual session.
Man 1: I can't believe Donna let you go Neapolitan last night. Man 2: Yeah, I saved Strawberry for last, since it's my favorite.
A Sexual Endeavor Insert penis into a bloody vag, then insert penis into butt, suck off to finish.
"My girl is on the rag, so I gave her a Neapolitan " "Woah, you got it in all three holes?" "Fuck'n A"