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nelk

the best YouTube pranksters ever

have you seen the nelk coke prank?

by tyco70 December 25, 2017

nelk

To perform boring or demeaning computer maintenance tasks.

The server had a virus so I had to nelk for almost an hour before I could even check my email.

by p u f f March 04, 2010

nelk

a prank channel on youtube that has posted transphobic pranks, such as tricking someone into thinking a cis woman is a trans woman right before they hook up. A prank channel who made fun of girls who have penises, then told a trans woman they couldn't delete the video because of their contract, then turned around to look like good people for deleting the video, when the only reason it was deleted was because they feared social repercussions and losing money.

Those people from nelk are transphobic as fuck, they had a video in which the joke was literally just that somebody was transgender and they think that because they gave me (a trans woman) a toonie when I was busking outside the beer store that they can't be transphobic.

by angry trans girl May 03, 2019

Nelk

One of the very few legitimate prank channels left on YouTube. If you're watching any other prank channels besides Nelk, you can get the fuck off YouTube. Kyle ~ He's the best McDonalds employee out there Jesse ~ doesn't give a fuck and always seems high

Dude, have you seen that Nelk video where the old man is hitting on Kyles chick?

by Alpha-Gaming October 05, 2017

NELK

A thing, things or situation that is just so raftus and ragerness that it cant be expressed correctly.

"Bro this weekend was an absolute bender, wheeled 2 milfs and a freshy." Response: "Buddy, ur so fuckin nelk."

by NelkyBobelky22 March 14, 2022

Nelk

Nelk One of the only real prank channel's on YouTube. Consisting of Kyle and Jesse.

Bro, did you see that new Nelk video? It was a Banger

by Nelk4Life June 01, 2018

Nelk

The action of drinking alcohol or ingesting marijuana the word can be used in many party situations

I’m so nelked rn When we nelking Did u bring the nelk The nelk dont stop

by DickSlapper0627 August 11, 2021