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nerl

Nerl is a frustratingly obnoxious personification of the commonly used nerd emoji. He will attempt to correct the mistakes of everybody around him. Yet he seems to get absolutely everything wrong by identifying every object or idea as "tostinos." Nerl is completely unlikable and bafflingly pathetic. There is not a single individual who has ever cared for him whatsoever. Die.

Reasonable person : "Nerl, LEAVE! You are being so annoying die die die die die die oh my god you smell so putrid and uncleanly. I am going to kick you into the sun so hard. Ew ew ew ew ew, YIKES. Die as soon as possible." Nerl : "ACTUALLY, I smell like tostinos"

nerl

blowjob, head, oral sex perfromed on a man somewhere other than his bedroom, maybe a street corner, a dark alley, or in a moving car on a major interstate highway, derived

"hey bitch, come over here and give me some nerl...now!!"

Nerling

Nerling; a reliable person who is always up to make someone else smile. Very strong and like-able to people she encounters

Michelle is a very nerling girl that everyone wants to be around

Nerled

1. To say you are going to attend an event, only to not show up. 2. To be invited somewhere and answer with a ‘maybe’ knowing you have no intention of going

I invited Pat to the party, where is he at? You just got nerled for sure.