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When you ejaculate and shart at the same time.

I knew I shouldn’t have had Taco Bell before seeing my girlfriend. I nertzed all over her sheets and she broke up with me.

an expression of mild contempt

You won't shove over? Nertz to you guys.

A fast paced, real time, multiplayer card game in which each team/player has their own differentiated deck of cards to play with. The object of the game is to be the first team/player to get rid of their 13 card (or whatever number is predetermined) Nertz pile by playing a multiple solitaire style game.

The National Nertz Association is an organization that focuses on the promotion and welfare for the game of Nertz.

Ah crap!

Nertz! He stole my cactus!

only used by old people. used instead of cursing, like saying shit, crap, fuck, etc. not real word but is commonly used by old ppl who dont like cursing

grandma: oh, Nertz!

me: what?
Grandma: i dropped my glasses

a card game (double solitaire)

nertz!
ah, but i only had two cards left.

A fast paced, real time, multiplayer card game in which each team/player has their own differentiated deck of cards to play with. The object of the game is to be the first team/player to get rid of their 13 card (or whatever number is predetermined) Nertz pile by playing a multiple solitaire style game.

To learn more about the card game Nertz visit The National Nertz Association's website at http://www.playnertz.com/