A fork of Rural Dictionary
To fail in a spectacular fashion while attempting to act smooth or cool, i.e. sending your allergy suffering grandma to the hospital with a bouche of flowers.
Jake: "Dude check it out."
Lund: "No way! Zach's hittin on Darby? How's he doin so far?!"
Jake: "Well he just asked her how far along she is."
Lund: "The fuck?! Since when is she pregnant?!"
Jake: "She isn't"
Lund: *Sigh* "What a Neuf."
Verb / nooft /
To blacken or char the bottom of a meth pipe.
" Aww man what the fuck, you neufed by bowl "
" This is good shit so don't neuf it up "
Having or getting oral sex after a long night of drinking with one or more friends or family members passed out next you.
I got smashed and a neuf last night with Rusty and Russell passed out on the floor.
Dix-neuf is the word for nineteen (19) in the French language. Unfortunately, it rhymes with "Deez Nuts," a popular joke from vine, which can be misinterpreted. This number is also the mathematical answer to 9+10, another fad from vine.
If you're practicing mathematics with someone who can speak French, be wary of anyone who uses vine. They may confuse dix-neuf with deez nuts.
French for sixty nine.
To demonstrate how poorly I counted in Froggish, I said, "Un, deux, trois, cinq, soixante neuf," and she gasped.