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New Market

a small town about 20 miles south of minneapolis.. theres 1 nice neighbiorrhood (rowena ponds) nestled inside this SHIT HOLE of a town. there is a park called wagner park and its falling apart from, druggies and such. laura piehl should be the mayor, and such. theres 3 bars and a liquor store. a dominos, a gas station, and an anytime fitnes. theres a coke vending machine somewhere in the mess.

wanna get fucked up in new market? dude, new market is as small as your tits.

by WaitingInRowena March 08, 2011

New Market

n. 1. metaphoric term that describes something galaxy-far away 2. a nation of its own; usually very distant and pugnacious 3. a slang term for an immense field for grazing cows 4. a irreversible step one can never come back from or a place that is never commutable

related words: Austria, Dan Chong

by Soohoon April 14, 2004