A fork of Rural Dictionary
to masturbate, name after the xfactor singer of the same name, having a wagner!
mate, shut the door, im having a wagner!
The best thing you've ever seen, heard, tasted, or thought. All the things you could possibly be jealous of.
a person or thing that constantly expels annoying music or bad jokes
On the elevator up to the 50th floor i rode the whole way with a wagner! I wanted to put one of us out of our misery
Someone who makes plan well in advance, and either calls at the last minute to cancel or does not call at all.
Justin and I were supposed to go to the movies but he ended up wagnering me.
A short douche bag with a napoleon complex who feels that he can do whatever the fuck he wants when in reality no one like him A.K.A an asshole
Hunter is such a wagner! he acts all high and mighty with his retarded ram charger, hes probly too short to even get up in the car let alone reach the pedals!
"Wagner" is very diverse, dynamic, and otherwise highly multifarious word. The term "Wagner" is commonly used as a synonym for the common swear words (shit, piss, fuck, ass, ect.), racially discriminatory words, a foul adjective (shitty, crappy ect.), and its fun to use it as a word to yell when you're pissed off...can be quite....relieving.
* "WHAT THE WAGNER!!?!?" - what the fuck!!?!?!? * "that piece of wagner..." - that piece of shit,,, * "you wagner!" - you asshole * "your wagner is in my face..." - your ass is in my face...