A fork of Rural Dictionary
the kind of girl you could take home to mom, but won't because it's easier to sleep with a whore than foster a relationship.
- hey, i heard she was a nice girl. should i go out with her?
- no way man. go for the whore.
- you're right man. what was i thinking?
A sweet female who knows how to talk to a male, and is usually quiet, smart and doesn't talk too much, but is ignored by them because she is not as attractive as the smug bitches wearing thongs. Like nice guys, but female.
The nice girl was very sweet and would never disrespect a man, but she was ignored by the boys because they would rather have a moronic bitch that's hot than a smart, sweet one who's not the hottest thing in the world.
The term frequently used by Don Vito, Bam Margera, and his crew.
Bam: We're gonna find you a nice girl, Vito.
Don Vito: Habbala I dunna...I love nice girls!!
A girl who will grasp a man's penis and inserts it in her vagina during sex rather than have the man perform the act of penetration
Moon, "I went out with this chic, Julie last night"
Joe, "was she a nice girl?"
Moon, "What do you mean?"
Joe, "Did she put it in for ya?"
Moon, laughing...... "Hell yeah.... She's a nice girl."
A girl who believes she's the best choice for a girlfriend. She doesn't understand why guys only go for "sluts" or "whores" when she can "cook and clean" and also she's "ugly so it's not like I can ever cheat on you!!!!!!" Nice Girls have self-esteem issues and throw passive-aggressive fits on social media when they get rejected. Nice Girls believe that you can tell whether or not a girl has morals by looking at the size of her butt. Nice Girls are self-centered, jealous girls usually in their teenage years, but some occasionally last up until 30s. Others never grow out of their Nice Girl phase.
Nice Girl: "Ugh, why doesn't Brad notice me?! I'm super cute, obsessively loyal, and all I ever do is read books and play video games! I'm not like other girls, I'm special!!!"
Nice Girl: "Stacy is such a slut. I can't believe Luke turned me down for her! Her butt is so big, she probably doesn't even know how to keep her legs closed. Guys are so stupid."