A fork of Rural Dictionary
A foolish fellow; also one who never saw his wife’s ****.
Take a good look at Yoko and tell me John isn't a nincumpoop.
An english term used to describe someone who is generally a pain in the buttock and gets on your tits.
there is also a shop called nincumsoop in westfield shopping centre and it sucks ass so don't go there secksay.
Aisha: OMFG. your like the biggest nincumpoop in the history of mankind. GET YOUR SEXY ASS OVER HERE AND GIZZUS A HUMP.
Alexa: Sure babs.
Aisha: wooooo sexy temps
“Hey John “ “Yea?” “ I’m gonna say the n-word” “NOOOOO!” “Ni——-ncumpoop” “OMG, I thought you were going to say the n-word, but you said nincumpoop. Thank goodness”
How a nincompoop would spell the word "nincompoop"
Person 1: You are a complete and utter nincumpoop
Person 2: Says the person who can't spell Nincompoop correctly, therefore you're the nincompoop yourself.
Person 1: Uhhhhhhhhhhh 🤯