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nine-ball

dork, loser, clueless idiot

Albert is a total nine-ball.

by Captain Awesome October 28, 2003

Behind the nine ball

A little worse than being behind the eight ball. I have said this MANY times and very few peeps catch it. They all hear 'behind the eight ball' LOL

You: "That guy is DEEP SHIT!!" Me: "Yeah, he's behind the nine ball"

by Klaatu_347 August 25, 2008

nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.

I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.

by Stickee Fingaz September 21, 2013