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no job

noun. When a girl is so unattractive that, despite employing desperate measures to come on to you or make you blatant sexual offers, you still ultimately deny her. It is then customary to tell everyone you and her know about her desperation coupled with your rejection.

"Magdella was all over me last night. She wanted me so bad she was throwing herself at me."
"Well?? How far did you guys go?"
"Are you kidding me?! She's hobgoblin. I let her give me a no job and that was it."

by Steve^O March 18, 2008

no job

A depressing lack of "other" jobs including hand, blow, etc... See marriage.

Life is a bit a depressing facing the aspect of no jobs from here on out.

by dedgsus July 24, 2011

job job

1 aka a real job; a job with heath insurance; as opposed to an internship or the wonderful world of retail

2 a primary job; a day job

This isn't just another interview. This is for a job job.

I'm an editor--primarily of technical documentation for my JOB job, but I also dabbling in things like web site authoring on the side.

by mandingoe June 06, 2004

Job Jobbed

Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job

Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed

by Ollie Icon James November 06, 2011

job job

As another definition stated, also known as a real job.

The type of job one typically goes to College and/or University for.

When hired by a 'job job', it's no longer something you're only doing for the paycheque until something better comes along. A job job is a serious job you're dedicated to and intend to make a career out of.

I have an interview for a job job tomorow morning. If I get this job then I can finally get my career off the ground and quit the shit job I'm in.

by Annoymous January 28, 2005

job job

A Job Job is what you've finally gotten after putting in countless hours writing your resume for, and gone on countless number of interviews for. It's respectable, it pays well, it has benefits and you don't have to mumble when you tell people where you work!

I can finally quit that McJob I've had to work at ... I got a JOB job!

by SteveE June 16, 2005

On Job

A person who is active on the street. They spend long durations on time on the street for often no reason.

I swear down Craig is on job. I see him round ends all the time.

by TheQuick6 March 25, 2018