A fork of Rural Dictionary
A combination of cringey and last seasons reebok trainers. Doing something 'noggy' is something one would want to avoid.
This use of the word 'noggy' is regular amongst the 'boots crew' of Shrewsbury, in Shropshire.
That kid is so noggy
What a nog
Those shoes are so noggy
A small, furry creature that lives on the island of Nog. All noggies are genetically identical except for tail length and gender.
My science teacher: "If one noggie with with a dominant genotype for long tail mates with noggie that has a recessive..."
The class: "zzzz..."
Two handed gripped sloppy suction cup lip blowjob
She gave me the best noggy of my life
A person who cries over everything and is ridiculously annoying, therefore you have to be very careful around these creatures because one single insult will make them burst out crying. Filled from head to toe with eggnog and say things like "I beet you up!" and "ARE YOU SERIOUS!"
Oh my god!! My little brother is such a Noggy.