A fork of Rural Dictionary
a term refering to there being a bunch of noobs in one given location. Or, an insult (with very little supporting evidence) suggesting that if you were on safari, you would shoot that person. Coined by "Smiley". It was originally a Halo game where one team of greater skill would ride in Warthogs and assault the noobs on ground who only carried pistols.
Porthos: Dude, this place is a noob safari. Smiley: Dude, stop being such a noob safari.